Tom Segura

Tom Segura is a comedian originally from Cincinnati, Ohio. His specials MOSTLY STORIES (2016) and COMPLETELY NORMAL (2014) are currently streaming on Netflix. His television credits include CONAN, NOT SAFE WITH NIKKI GLASER, HAPPY ENDINGS, THE LATE LATE SHOW, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: TOM SEGURA, MASH UP and HOW TO BE A GROWN UP. Additionally, his noted podcast, YOUR MOM’S HOUSE, which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, was a finalist for Best Comedy Podcast at the Stitcher Awards and profiled by VICE.

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Fan Reviews

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
Corky24
Tom was mine and my brothers first comedy show. It was amazing. The venue was perfect, though seat rows are small, but a beautiful place. Tom was so funny though
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Melia1537
We saw Tom Segura perform Friday night, an event I had looked forward to for a month beforehand, when I bought the tickets. I have listened to him on Pandora for the last few years, and have watched his specials, and he quickly became one of my favorite comedians. He has an unapologetic delivery and covers a very wide variety of subjects without picking the low hanging fruit (i.e. he didn't talk about Trump). He also met everyone after the show and offered photo ops, which isn't too common, especially with a bigger name comic.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Teddy22
Tom was hilarious and my cheeks were hurting I was laughing so much.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
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ChelsYMH
Tom Segura, the main mommy, killed it! Laughed so hard I cried, he stuck around to take pictures after and was still pleasant by the time we got to him (we were towards the end of the line). The only criticism I have for the event has NOTHING to do with Tom, but with the drink prices at the Wilbur - buyers beware! Weak drinks at a whopping $19/20 oz. Do yourself a favor and go to Abby Lane or Rock Bottom across the street and pregame. Even the beers at the Wilbur were around $14/20 oz, and they only offer Coors Light or Harpoon. Just a friendly head's up. Will see Tom again, would LOVE to see a live podcast, come back to Boston!
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
Silencio
While I applaud Tom Segura for giving the audience all-new material (and not just repeating what I've already seen on Netflix), it wasn't as funny as I expected. Maybe I built it up too much, but I usually laugh myself into tears and that didn't happen. All in all, I would still recommend him as a comedian but maybe not with as much gusto as I did prior to the show.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
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Anonymous
Great comedian at a great venue. Highly recommended.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Anonymous
The show was awesome. All of the comedians were really great. Tom Segura was super funny and his new material was just as good as his previous hour. Would definitely see him again.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
CricketCricket
Simply Hilarious! Saw for the first time opening for Tosh then killed it again at Cobb. Lot of new and funny material with spot on delivery. Tells it like it is with my kind of humor.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
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YourBartendersDontShutup
Host Leon Blanda did great, hushing the terds where needed. Dave Ross delivered, same with terds. Tom Segura killed! The main thing was that, besides a few talkative drunk audience members, the loudest people were the squawking bartenders in the back. They would not shut up. It was like they needed to be louder than everyone else. Poor a drink and shut up! Distracted comics and audience members in back.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Bdbbbbbbb
I listen to a lot of comics on pandora. I stumbled upon Tom Segura and after dining ing out he was coming to Sacramento I had to buy tickets. Tom could have charged double and I'd still pay. He was great. The best stand up I've ever seen and I've seen a ton. I love his style of comedy and at a nice location like the punch line made it perfect. My only complaint was that I didn't hear Tom say "I'll tell you what" from one of his routines.
Punch Line Comedy Club - Sacramento - Sacramento, CA - Sat, Aug 2, 2014
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kelpat
Tommy Buns and Mommy Tina were the BEST! Can't wait for them to do a podcast from SF.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Seriouslytho
Tom Segura is absolutely hilarious! He always has new material and I love his little laugh when he really likes his jokes
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
pdlewis
Tom put on a great show. My wife and I were in stitches almost the whole way through. It's certainly not PC or appropriate for people that are overly sensitive - but so very funny.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
MikeS110
But I'll try. This was the best live comedy show I've ever seen. It's actually better than his specials which are quite good. He's a God among boys frankly.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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Mulejuice
Tom is hilarious and I would go see him again, but probably wouldn't at the Tabernacle. We sat in Section 208, which is right above the stage, but apparently behind the speakers.Great seats, except we couldn't hear squat. Audio was mumbled the whole time making it very difficult to follow along with the show. The seats were really uncomfortable, the floor seats were just cheap folding chairs...glad we didn't sit there. Tom was funny as far as I could tell but I missed so much of the show due to the poor audio quality. Tom had two openers...first was a local guy that was pretty funny but the second guy, Carlos something or other, totally bombed his set. Says he was a comedian for 10 years...hopefully this was new material because he was getting barely a chuckle from the crowd. He had like two good jokes and the rest of the set was a snooze. Hopefully Tom doesn't tour with this guy
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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Anonymous
Tom Segura sold out for a reason. This show DID NOT disappoint!
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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JayInTexas
The performance of Tom Segura at the Aztec Theater was an excellent display of highness, tightness, and general jeansness. BIKES!
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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krm84
Tom was hilarious! Unfortunately he was not on stage very long. Show started at 8p-and started late by 20 minutes. Before Tom came on stage there was a comedian who performed for 30 minutes-Tom came on after and was on stage from about 9-9:30p. Even though he was funny the short time he was on stage-wasn t worth the money. I was disappointed.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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justin4445
Show was good. Late show at 11 was too late. Credit card machine went down.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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KristenD5
The show itself was great! However, the meet and greet didn t go as expected at all. After being told to stay in my seat and someone would get me I found I had to go to a designated door. I was also told that I would be able to get an item signed and was not able to. We were filed quickly through backstage and got a picture and that was it. Overall the show was great, but disappointed by how the greet was handled.
The Pageant - St Louis, MO - Fri, Oct 27, 2017
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WallyPupp
One of the best live comedians I have ever seen. Do yourself a favor and try to see Tom. Not to mention the venue was so personable.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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Anonymous
Tom Segura was absolutely hilarious. Our group had a really great time!
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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RCcorso872001
My wife and I really enjoyed Tom Segura's new stand up material. My wife is really into stand up, she mentioned Tom's older Netflix stand up one night. I watched both of them and found my new favorite comedian. Tom's delivery and mannerisms crack me up! His new material that he performed at the Pageant was freaking hilarious. My wife was in tears from laughing so hard! His stand up comedy was excellent. We have seen some good comedians in the past Tosh,Chapelle,etc. and Tom would be on the top of our list for stand up comedians. Joe Pesci voice* Tom your a funny guy... Your a clown... Your here to amuse us... The wife and I can't wait to see you again, come back to St. Louis soon!
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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girlnamedjack
I bought tickets to this event for my boyfriend. He's never in town when Tom Segura is here so he was super excited. I remember as we got our seats, the usher told us that Tom would be starting fashionably late, so we took that opportunity to get drinks. We stood in line for over 45 minutes, missing the 1st 10 minutes of the show. It wasn't the servers fault, but no one knew the certain drink lines were cash only, they were running out of every kind of beer, people started making their own lines, cutting in front of people, it was absolute chaos. And on top of that, you had to be a "member" of the theater ($5 fee) in order to buy a drink; so we stood in a line while people had to fill out these stupid information sheets. It definitely needed to be handled better. Other than that, Tom Segura was great and so was the act before him. I would see him again at any other venue.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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jstumps500
Everything was great, Comedian was funny, the layout was nice, I love the Rocksino. The only complaint is that the seats were unmovable and too close together.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
2000JayJay
Tom Segura is so funny. I definitely want to see him again.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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LilTrump98
Tom Segura had his jeans super high and super tight!!! His main mommy status cannot be denied. The water champion title is his to lose though I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
New123
Went to see this event without knowing much about the artist. Was pleasantly surprised how funny he turned out to be. Opening act could have been more refined, but overall, I would recommend.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆
SupKane
Tom Segura was amazing as always, but the seating in the Hard Rock Live was terrible. You were basically sitting on top of your neighbor. Summary: Tom Segura, 5 stars!!! Hard Rock Live, 2 stars.
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Llmatt
Segura did not disappoint! Worth the drive and every penny!
Michigan Theater - Ann Arbor, MI - Thu, Oct 12, 2017
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Morganlnagy93
Tom segura was hilarious! He even stayed after for pictures! Had a great time!
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Cman83
Tom never disappoints, in fact he keeps getting better. He is a must see comedian, my favorite by far!
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
jaofhnewionf
Excellent show and venue, everything was perfect. Got to meet Bunz after the show, the moose soup was hot and fresh and lots of mommies in the crowd.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Anonymous
Tom Segura nails stand up. Amazing wit and delivery
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Userchar9
Flawless, super funny. We had a drunk girl in the audience and he handled the situtation perfectly.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Kelasa
Sofa king good! Rad comic! Opener is dynamite too. Fantastic location.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
KovaMcGee
Tom was HILARIOUSSSSSS. The venue is absolutely gorgeous. Loved everything about the evening!
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Moles209
Definitely one of the top comics in the game right now. My face was hurting from how hard I laughed.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
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Wzesxrdctfghjlkm
The openers were almost as funny as Segura, and every joke was fresh and original, nothing that I've heard before on previous comedy specials.
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Birdsy777
I expected he would rock the house yet he did that and then some! I've seen other comedians in person and Tom Segura kills it live! I can't wait to see him again!!!
Modell Performing Arts Center at the Lyric - Baltimore, MD - Sat, Jul 29, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
rtaninecz
Tom Segura always brings the laughs! We loved his opening acts, too. And the Lyric is a comfortable venue with no bad views!
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Capac2727
I've been a fan for years but this is the first time I had a chance to see him and all I can say is if you get a chance to see him you should take it.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Raybair22
My fiancé and I had such a great time. Tom was great !
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Nikkid603
Amazing. If you want to laugh your ass off all night... go see Tom.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Redix
If you love him in "your moms house' podcast, then you will definitely love him in his stand up. Had me laughing the whole time, and I've heard a lot of his material on the podcast and still very funny.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Maddierose20
Would definitely recommended to anyone who wants to laugh
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Momjeans
You won't find jeans any higher or tighter. Also Tom Segura has never been dehydrated in his entire life. Some say he is the personality champ but, I disagree. His wife Christina is the true champion.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Incmaxandy
Great show. Easiest venue to get in and out of. Going back in August.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Jsher44
Really funny. Pretty nice venue, only wish they had some ac.
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Casueno
Best storyteller I know. Not for uptight or conservative people there's some racy & adult stories. He is really good about not being vulgar & I like that, thanks Tom!
Cone Denim Entertainment Center - GREENSBORO, NC - Thu, Jul 13, 2017
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Danielsanggbcgg
Laughed until my face hurt. Then laughed some more.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
aisforaccident
This was my first live comedy show and I fear it can never be matched.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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Bummed6992
What a great show!!! Great venue and a great price!!!
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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Anonymous
Great show!! Started quite a bit later than the ticket time said, but that's the only negative. All new jokes! I'm a big fan and was worried he wouldn't live up to the specials in-person, but he did! Very funny. Highly recommend.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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JNunez85
I've seen Tom Segura's stand up before and was super excited to see him live. He did not disappoint. If you're a fan and have never seen him his stand up live before, I'd definitely recommend doing so pronto!
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Dorona
Loved seeing him in person! Forever a fan.great!!!
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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JAC22514
Segura killed it with this act! Absolutely hilarious. It was a great time and a great performance.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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RumbleGnome
I would say this was one of the funniest comedy shows I have been too in recent years. Tom Segura was totally awesome, I couldn't stop laughing.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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luvsweetfreedom
We had a total blast at the Tom Segura show. His stand up is seamless and honestly could not have been better. I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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SeaGal101
Tom Seguras: No Teeth No Entry Tour in Seattle was EXACTLY what we were hoping for-hilarious/R rated at times but not uncomfortable- TRULY HILARIOUS. My husband and I are still remembering lines from the show and are still laughing days later. We had an absolute blast and will DEFINITELY see Tom again!
Moore Theatre - Seattle, WA - Fri, Apr 14, 2017
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OlyKid
Great Show! Very funny and relevant! Tom is rising to the top. So bummed should of gotten the meet and greet.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
karted
I have been to many comedy shows but never to one where the audience universally and continuously laughed loud and hard all night long! His dry style and no-nonsense approach to every day life catches you in a way that all can relate to. Will definitely see him again.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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Purp007
I was laughing the whole time, great show. I hope Tom comes back to Boston (or providence, ri)!
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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Anonymous
He was hilarious 10/10 would go again to see him. 2nd time at the event center
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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Jesse1982
I laughed a lot it was good. I watched him on Netflix to be sure I would like his comedy
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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Shneitz
Tom Segura has been my favorite comedian since I checked out his first Netflix Special: Completely Normal. Since then I've watched both his Netflix specials at least 20 times each, subscribed to his podcast and watched almost every live video he has posted on Facebook. Seeing him in person blew me away, my girlfriend, friend and I had an amazing time. And the opening act was right up his alley, now I gotta' go find who he was. Cannot wait to see him again.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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SWOYEKR
Tom's approach to comedy is based on personal experiences and loosely follows topics from his podcast with his comedian wife Christina Pazsitzky (might be the water champion after this show). The show probably best suits more mature people, likely mid 20's to mid 40's +? I took my parents and my girlfriend to see the show and they all though it was great, we also recently went to a Bill Burr stand up which my dad loved. Having a show only on a Thursday night was OK, I get up at 5am, a Saturday would be much better, but you take what you can get.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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DrTaco
Hands down the best comedy show I've ever seen. Worth the price of admission, and I will actively seek to see Tom live again.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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aliboz
Best comedy show I've ever seen...SEE HIM! You won't regret it!
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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Amanda1290
Super super funny. Set was about an hour and a half. Definitely worth the lower than average stand up ticket price. 100% will see again.
Sands Bethlehem Event Center - Bethlehem, PA - Thu, Mar 9, 2017
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